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Cafe Society Review: Woody Allen Misfire

Cafe Society Review: Woody Allen Misfire

Woody Allen makes another nostalgia-tinged movie. As always, it involves a love triangle, his stand-in, and an ingenue.

Just by the trailer alone, you can tell that Cafe Society is a beautiful film. Even if you don’t know anything about cinematography, you can see that Vittorio Storaro is able to present a backdrop with a world of its own.

The cinematography, lighting, and camerawork deliver beautiful moments in every frame, whether the characters are sitting a small jazz bar or sharing a drink on a bridge with a view of the New York skyline.

Unfortunately, the two leads don’t have any believable romantic spark at all. Kristen Stewart is just Kristen Stewart playing dress-up in a Woody Allen film. She looks misplaced next to Jesse Eisenberg. He does a great job as the stand-in for Allen and becomes annoying then boring as the script doesn’t give him anything substantial to do other than go through the motions.

The rest of the cast did well with the little they were given but they’re also convenient caricatures. Sadly, there’s no one to root for in this movie – Vonnie is in love with two men, Uncle Phil is that vintage fuckboy who thinks he’s a victim of his own feelings, and Bobby is the designated adorkable hero turned cool cat.

Apart from lack of character development, the script doesn’t care much for the story either. As Woody Allen narrates the movie, the plot breezes through as the audience are told of what’s happening. This string of events takes place in detailed but overly polished set pieces where none of the interiors look lived-in. The production design is admirable, but they function as accessories rather than details.

In the end, what you have is a pretty inconsequential film. Yes, it is able to tell us that what we want is not always what we need and life’s grand distractions make us miss the little things that truly matter, but all of that registers as nothing more than a forgettable platitude in a gilded frame.

Cafe Society


Cafe Society offers an enchanting but empty world with little concern for the story, plot, and character development.

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